Entrepreneurial approach to Finance exam

Situation - People staring at the question paper trying to unfold the mystery of numbers. Few of them out of bravery held the pen and almost thinking to write something. Two of them in the entire class have written the question number on the answer sheet. 2 minutes of the exam is already over.

Bong Brothers proudly get up from their seat and walk towards the invigilator and hand him/her the answer sheet.

Five year hence -

Bong brothers are doing well in their business and the secret lies in the two minutes of the finance exam.

The secret is to be revealed today - What did the bong brothers write in that paper?

The Finance Paper has been excavated from the historical piles of papers; and this is what was found written there -

Hey Sir - I really love your financial concepts - Would you work for me in my business - Consider yourself hired.

Lesson Learnt - Seedhi si baat hai - Get a life and do what you can really do. For the rest consider others who can do it...

Brand Evolution Example

Bong Brothers wanted to smoke and this happened -

BongBros to a Non-Smoker - Get me a pack of ultra milds dude
Non Smoker - What Ultra Milds?

Bong Bros- Wills Ultra Milds
Non Smoker - Which Wills Ultra Milds ?

BongBros - Wills Classic Ultra Milds!!!!!
Non Smoker - Wills Classic Ultra Milds?

BongBros - WDHO Wills Classic Ultra Milds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Non Smoker - Ummmmmmmmm?

BongBros - ITC WDHO Wills Classic Ultra Milds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Non Smoker - !@#$%^&*() I will try to get it

Lesson Learnt : Dekho Bhaiya Wills was bought by ITC which belonged to WDHO group and has this brand of classic cigarettes which has the sub brand - Ultra Milds ... Dubara Maaattt Puchnaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. :-/

Philosophy on entities

Female entity -

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah...Fuss Fuss Fuss Fuss

Bong Brothers Philosophy -

Babes!!!!!!!........Just Chiiillllllllllll..........

Male Entities

Gurr Gurr Gurr Gurr Gurr Gurr... Wuff Wuff Wuff Wuff

Bong Brothers Philosophy -

Dude!!!!!!!!!........ Reallyyyyyyyyyyyy..........

Brothers in Doubt

Bong Brother's doubt:

Dude...why does the sex parts are the excreting organs...?
Did God make them?....We don't know